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Bear569's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 140 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,435 Points

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Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 2/12/11
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Locked Medal There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Locked Medal GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Butcherbugs

Puberty Unlocked 2/22/11
10 Points Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Locked Medal Temporal Lobe 50 Points Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Locked Medal Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/16/09
5 Points Level Up once.
Locked Medal Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Locked Medal Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Locked Medal Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
Locked Medal The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Locked Medal Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/12/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Locked Medal Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Locked Medal Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Locked Medal Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Locked Medal Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Locked Medal Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Locked Medal Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Locked Medal Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Locked Medal Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Locked Medal A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Acidic Unlocked 9/7/10
5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst Unlocked 9/6/10
5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic Unlocked 9/7/10
5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
Locked Medal Death From Above 5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Locked Medal Electric Boogaloo 5 Points Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/6/10
5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
I'm Melting Unlocked 9/7/10
5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Locked Medal Jack Frost 5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First Unlocked 9/6/10
5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh Unlocked 9/7/10
5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death Unlocked 9/6/10
5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity! Unlocked 9/6/10
5 Points Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 9/6/10
5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac Unlocked 9/6/10
5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
Locked Medal Throw Like a Girl 5 Points Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Locked Medal You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Prohibition Unlocked 9/6/10
10 Points Destroy 100 barrels.
Locked Medal Veteran Crusher 10 Points Crush all castles
Locked Medal Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
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Medals Earned: 13/22 (70/140 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 5/9/10
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Locked Medal Castle Pusher 5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Locked Medal Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Locked Medal Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Locked Medal Castle Smasher 10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
Locked Medal Tutorial Smasher 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Locked Medal Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Locked Medal Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Locked Medal No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Locked Medal Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Locked Medal I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Locked Medal Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/285 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/3/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/4/09
5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/4/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/4/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Locked Medal Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Locked Medal Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Locked Medal Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Locked Medal Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Locked Medal Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Locked Medal Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Locked Medal WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Locked Medal Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Locked Medal Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Locked Medal Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Locked Medal Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Locked Medal Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

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Medals Earned: 5/13 (80/155 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 3/22/10
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
Locked Medal Backstory 10 Points Discover the backstory.
Locked Medal Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Locked Medal Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Locked Medal Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Locked Medal Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Locked Medal Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Locked Medal Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
Locked Medal The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy.
Locked Medal The Girl 10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Locked Medal Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Locked Medal Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
Locked Medal A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Locked Medal Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Locked Medal Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Locked Medal Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Locked Medal Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
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Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

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Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)